Two Phat Geek's simple secrets to a happy marriage.

I see them every where on the internet, “top ten ways to make your relationship last!” and, “top seven ways to make your wife happy for the man who really likes to kick himself in the groinal area.” Let’s not mention the ads on television for 29 dimensions of pay-us-and-you’llOMGTOTALLY be so happy! Shove all this crap the internet is telling you about relationships and how to make them last, and let us crotchety geeks tell you how it’s really done.

It’s okay to fart.

And I don’t mean for you to run down the hallway to your loved one right now and let one rip that would make any burly woodsman proud.

What I mean is this: be honest about who you are. Don’t present a false you for someone to fall in love with, because chances are that several weeks, months, or years into the relationship when the curtain finally arises on the real you…Your partner may end up disenchanted, to say the least, in what's happened to her 'perfect prince,' or his 'princess.'



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I have a horrible secret. It's been burning in my guts for...all day.

Guys, guys--I'm not perfect.

I have proof. I have video proof.

Over at 2phatgeeks I posted a nice video clip of my recent bloopers.

You can watch me humiliate myself here: Video bloopers

Suuuupahstaaaaah!

The Top 10 surefire ways to make your husband think you are absolutely insane

A new post over at 2phatgeeks I thought you'd particularly enjoy.

The Top 10 surefire ways to make your husband think you are absolutely insane

"....Stay up more than twenty four hours. In fact, go for beyond three days if possible until the carpet starts waving like the ocean at your feet. When you finally feel like your brain is ready to let you slip into a sweet, sweet coma grab your pajama pants and:

Attempt to put your foot into them without looking. Trust me, when you’ve gone forever without sleep and you feel like you’ve just gone the distance with a kegger or two, it’s nigh impossible to do without killing yourself and taking several other people with you.

Fall flat on your face immediately after trying to put one single toe in a leg of your pajamas.

Rise up triumphantly, giggling madly, and wrap the jammie bottoms around your head as if you were a beggar woman from Soviet Russia (where Jammies eat YOU). Ask him clearly if he “would like some bread?” in an awful Russian facsimile accent."

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First: I'm really sorry that I haven't updated here.

That doesn't mean I am not updating, however. Shawn and I have recently re-upped a self-hosted WordPress blog at www.2phatgeeks.com.

In it, my husband and I (mostly I) update nearly every day with more of my witty comments about body hair and gas with cat poop and socks. Should you like, (I know I would!) you can join me over there at 2phatgeeks.com and read more about us, check out some of my digital photography, comment, rate articles, poke me on twitter and be nosey about all kinds of things!

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