Hello, My name is Mel.

My name is Melissa. I'm a twenty eight year old slacker (read: spoiled rotten house wife, thank you.) I'm married to an insane man called Shawn, Overlord and Master of a bank's call center.

I am owned by three hamsters, one dog, one cat, one cockatiel, and one canary. I love animals but don't consider PETA part of humanity due to their ridiculous campaign ideals and terror tactics.

I like to ruin what little art I do by coloring it in Corel painter 9 . :/ Someday when I grow up, I want to be a real artist!

My husband is a god damn Bryce, Vue Esprit/Infinite/Maya/Poser/Macromedia Flash wizard. Some times I consider eating his brains for his talent, alas, if I did then I wouldn't have anyone to wheedle any awesome things from.

I'm human. I complain, I bitch, I moan and I whine, like we all do.

And I do it all in my LiveJournal, not here, however I made an account to comment and "just in case."